Dear Colin,

Next time I try and convince you to keep a puppy and name in Piper (which is the best name ever) please don't trail off and eventually inform me that me being allergic to animals and having asthma is my own fault. You are right colin, it is my fault that I have to worry everyday if I have an inhaler, and that after even holding a pet I might have to use a nebulizer, or the fact that I have to wash my hands promptly after to insure that the hives don't spread further than they already have. Yes, this is all my fault. And sorry for the inconvenience it put on you to make the effort to drive the ten minutes to my house after you get off work. I know that had to be 'ruff' for you (yes the pun what intended), and yes I know it is all my fault thanks for trying to get that point across.. Sincerely, Your REALLY REALLY pissed off girlfriend.