Monday, May 24, 2010

Grease observation by Tiffini and Heather

While observing the popular 1977 musical Grease one must wonder..
- What would of happened if Sandy didn't waste all her cookies at the beach?
-And where were these cookies that they speak of?
-Did they disappear with the Dahnny she met at the beach?
-And why when a diamond is lost in Macaroni does nobody help look for it?
-Where did this diamond even come from?
-And why was it made so poorly it just falls out?
-And why if Marty is so popular with the gentalmen does she not have a date to the dance?
-Why is 'Grease' the so called Word? It has nothing to do with time, place, or emotion.
-Why are there swings at the Drive in?
-How can Danny stand right in front of the projector without being yelled at?
-How does Sandy even get home?
- Really how do people find out at school that she walked out?
-And really Vi would you really let someone stay in your diner after closing alone?
-How does the diner look packed and then all of a sudden everyone is gone and its now closing time?
-Lets just go to a diner and order the biggest burger than not eat it Sandy and Danny.
-And if you say your broke then you probably should eat the food you order T-Birds.
-And Danny your friends are idiots yet your cool?
-Sandy how did you get all that in your pants? How did they not rip?
-Can you really go to teh same small school and not see each other til weeks later?
-And doesn't news travel fast, everyone would have known about the new student, even you Danny!
-How many people really lend cars to friends?
-Sandy you suck at cheering how do you just make varsity?
-And in the 50's what automotive teacher is a women?
-Frenchy how does your hair not fall out after having it pink one day then blonde the next?
-How do the T-Birds not know Danny did track, it is obviously time consuming?
-And if your a bully you have to have good aime, so why are you not able to throw a pie?
-And T-birds? Why not Grease Birds?
-And how did you get T-Bird and Pink Ladies jackets? Its the 50s! Your a self proclaimed club!
-You don't learn to pierce ears at beauty school Frenchy.
-You cant just start beauty school in the middle of the year, you obviously needed to start at the beggining
-You put on tight clothes and smoke and all of a sudden your cool Sandy?
-Blood on the carpet not ok, but smoking in the room is?
-Why is there a kid pool out front of Marty's house? Its fall! And who is using it?
-Who leaves a letter in a kiddy pool anyway? What a waste of perfume.
-How does everyoen just end up happy and together in the end?
-Where did Rizzo's baby go? Was she lying?
-Why does the sequal only include Frenchy? Obviously they are no longer together like promised at the end.
-Sense when do cars make girls 'cream'?
Gease you make no sense. How unrealistic. I mean the only thing that makes sense is the fact everyone breaks out in song and dance, everything else, so unreal to life...

Sunday, May 23, 2010

20 reasons why this week was top knotch

1. I didn't (by mostly choice) have class this week
2. Heather and I went to a pimpin art museum and became what I would consider quite cultured in art
3. Rotary had an amazing presentation on Ireland, which is an amazing song in the musical Leagually Blonde =))
4. I Went to an honors banquet and found out I too was being honored!
5. I used my credit card for the first time =)) on aerie panties haha
6. A Sex God texted me, which was exciting
7. I got to go to the Great Wolfe Lodge with Girl Scouts
8. Scotty came and visited me!
9. I finally watched Tuck Everlasting after complaining for a year about not ever seeing it
10. I didn't catch Scarlet Fever
11. I finally got to go riding (thanks willy!)
12. I attended a fabulous bonfire with fabulous eye candy, the amazing shelby hogarty, Jon, Chance, Lacey, and Kris, and I ate fabbity fab smores (and by smore i mean one roasted marshmellow) and rocked out to Tim McGraw.
13. I got in to Phi Theta Capa
14. I finished my English Paper
15. Truly experienced a grease moment! I "Halled my cookies all the way to the beach for some guy" haha =P
16. I created an amazing qoute when ex boyfriend asked 'hows life'. "Life is hard and challenging, but I wake up everyday ready to fight threw the challenge and make one hell of an impact". There is some great wisdomosity right thur (Just sayin).
17. Amanda, Danica, Brandon, and Garrett came and played DDR with me in Chehalis
18. The Great Wolfe gave me awesome wrist bands
19. I learned the past tense of 'dare' is 'durst'
20. Heather and I decided to host a Bunco Party, which is very exclusive!
What a fabulous week =)) this next week is going to have a hard time competing =) I sure do love my friends and family Oh So Much!