Monday, May 24, 2010

Grease observation by Tiffini and Heather

While observing the popular 1977 musical Grease one must wonder..
- What would of happened if Sandy didn't waste all her cookies at the beach?
-And where were these cookies that they speak of?
-Did they disappear with the Dahnny she met at the beach?
-And why when a diamond is lost in Macaroni does nobody help look for it?
-Where did this diamond even come from?
-And why was it made so poorly it just falls out?
-And why if Marty is so popular with the gentalmen does she not have a date to the dance?
-Why is 'Grease' the so called Word? It has nothing to do with time, place, or emotion.
-Why are there swings at the Drive in?
-How can Danny stand right in front of the projector without being yelled at?
-How does Sandy even get home?
- Really how do people find out at school that she walked out?
-And really Vi would you really let someone stay in your diner after closing alone?
-How does the diner look packed and then all of a sudden everyone is gone and its now closing time?
-Lets just go to a diner and order the biggest burger than not eat it Sandy and Danny.
-And if you say your broke then you probably should eat the food you order T-Birds.
-And Danny your friends are idiots yet your cool?
-Sandy how did you get all that in your pants? How did they not rip?
-Can you really go to teh same small school and not see each other til weeks later?
-And doesn't news travel fast, everyone would have known about the new student, even you Danny!
-How many people really lend cars to friends?
-Sandy you suck at cheering how do you just make varsity?
-And in the 50's what automotive teacher is a women?
-Frenchy how does your hair not fall out after having it pink one day then blonde the next?
-How do the T-Birds not know Danny did track, it is obviously time consuming?
-And if your a bully you have to have good aime, so why are you not able to throw a pie?
-And T-birds? Why not Grease Birds?
-And how did you get T-Bird and Pink Ladies jackets? Its the 50s! Your a self proclaimed club!
-You don't learn to pierce ears at beauty school Frenchy.
-You cant just start beauty school in the middle of the year, you obviously needed to start at the beggining
-You put on tight clothes and smoke and all of a sudden your cool Sandy?
-Blood on the carpet not ok, but smoking in the room is?
-Why is there a kid pool out front of Marty's house? Its fall! And who is using it?
-Who leaves a letter in a kiddy pool anyway? What a waste of perfume.
-How does everyoen just end up happy and together in the end?
-Where did Rizzo's baby go? Was she lying?
-Why does the sequal only include Frenchy? Obviously they are no longer together like promised at the end.
-Sense when do cars make girls 'cream'?
Gease you make no sense. How unrealistic. I mean the only thing that makes sense is the fact everyone breaks out in song and dance, everything else, so unreal to life...

1 comment:

  1. I just read this again, because I needed cheering up. Uhhhmazing. We need a date night.

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