Monday, May 24, 2010

Grease observation by Tiffini and Heather

While observing the popular 1977 musical Grease one must wonder..
- What would of happened if Sandy didn't waste all her cookies at the beach?
-And where were these cookies that they speak of?
-Did they disappear with the Dahnny she met at the beach?
-And why when a diamond is lost in Macaroni does nobody help look for it?
-Where did this diamond even come from?
-And why was it made so poorly it just falls out?
-And why if Marty is so popular with the gentalmen does she not have a date to the dance?
-Why is 'Grease' the so called Word? It has nothing to do with time, place, or emotion.
-Why are there swings at the Drive in?
-How can Danny stand right in front of the projector without being yelled at?
-How does Sandy even get home?
- Really how do people find out at school that she walked out?
-And really Vi would you really let someone stay in your diner after closing alone?
-How does the diner look packed and then all of a sudden everyone is gone and its now closing time?
-Lets just go to a diner and order the biggest burger than not eat it Sandy and Danny.
-And if you say your broke then you probably should eat the food you order T-Birds.
-And Danny your friends are idiots yet your cool?
-Sandy how did you get all that in your pants? How did they not rip?
-Can you really go to teh same small school and not see each other til weeks later?
-And doesn't news travel fast, everyone would have known about the new student, even you Danny!
-How many people really lend cars to friends?
-Sandy you suck at cheering how do you just make varsity?
-And in the 50's what automotive teacher is a women?
-Frenchy how does your hair not fall out after having it pink one day then blonde the next?
-How do the T-Birds not know Danny did track, it is obviously time consuming?
-And if your a bully you have to have good aime, so why are you not able to throw a pie?
-And T-birds? Why not Grease Birds?
-And how did you get T-Bird and Pink Ladies jackets? Its the 50s! Your a self proclaimed club!
-You don't learn to pierce ears at beauty school Frenchy.
-You cant just start beauty school in the middle of the year, you obviously needed to start at the beggining
-You put on tight clothes and smoke and all of a sudden your cool Sandy?
-Blood on the carpet not ok, but smoking in the room is?
-Why is there a kid pool out front of Marty's house? Its fall! And who is using it?
-Who leaves a letter in a kiddy pool anyway? What a waste of perfume.
-How does everyoen just end up happy and together in the end?
-Where did Rizzo's baby go? Was she lying?
-Why does the sequal only include Frenchy? Obviously they are no longer together like promised at the end.
-Sense when do cars make girls 'cream'?
Gease you make no sense. How unrealistic. I mean the only thing that makes sense is the fact everyone breaks out in song and dance, everything else, so unreal to life...

Sunday, May 23, 2010

20 reasons why this week was top knotch

1. I didn't (by mostly choice) have class this week
2. Heather and I went to a pimpin art museum and became what I would consider quite cultured in art
3. Rotary had an amazing presentation on Ireland, which is an amazing song in the musical Leagually Blonde =))
4. I Went to an honors banquet and found out I too was being honored!
5. I used my credit card for the first time =)) on aerie panties haha
6. A Sex God texted me, which was exciting
7. I got to go to the Great Wolfe Lodge with Girl Scouts
8. Scotty came and visited me!
9. I finally watched Tuck Everlasting after complaining for a year about not ever seeing it
10. I didn't catch Scarlet Fever
11. I finally got to go riding (thanks willy!)
12. I attended a fabulous bonfire with fabulous eye candy, the amazing shelby hogarty, Jon, Chance, Lacey, and Kris, and I ate fabbity fab smores (and by smore i mean one roasted marshmellow) and rocked out to Tim McGraw.
13. I got in to Phi Theta Capa
14. I finished my English Paper
15. Truly experienced a grease moment! I "Halled my cookies all the way to the beach for some guy" haha =P
16. I created an amazing qoute when ex boyfriend asked 'hows life'. "Life is hard and challenging, but I wake up everyday ready to fight threw the challenge and make one hell of an impact". There is some great wisdomosity right thur (Just sayin).
17. Amanda, Danica, Brandon, and Garrett came and played DDR with me in Chehalis
18. The Great Wolfe gave me awesome wrist bands
19. I learned the past tense of 'dare' is 'durst'
20. Heather and I decided to host a Bunco Party, which is very exclusive!
What a fabulous week =)) this next week is going to have a hard time competing =) I sure do love my friends and family Oh So Much!

Monday, March 15, 2010

13 Reasons Why We Hate The Gilmore Girls

Ten Reasons to hate the gilmore girls
by; Tiffini Walker & Heather Hodges
1) Her Father paid for her perfect education, at the perfect IV league school, Yale.
2) Rory's Mother Actually Loves her, in fact they are best friends.
3) Rory gets only the hottest boyfriends
4) Rory is always in custody of a handsome boyfriend
5) The boyfriends never did the heart breaking, it was all Rory
6) Rory's mom is a cougar, meaning Rory too will be a cougar
7) What chub does Rory have? Trick Question, there is NONE!
8) All they eat is junk food and do they have to exercise...NO!
9) They always get free coffee from the diner
10) Rory had the choice to marry rich and hot, and she turns it down! What girl is so good they can do that? Oh wait it's just Rory
11) Her grandparents buy her a brand new car!
12) They both have perfect friends for support
13) They live in cute Stars Hollow

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Stick to your pot smoking and welding. Thanks!

So here I sit in my room with my mircoeconmics notes, sociology notes and my journal scattered on the floor, and I feel the need to keep procrastinating from studying for my finals by writing on my much negglected blog. Which is very important I would say haha.

Yesterday did the same thing by procastinating..We shall see how my test end up turning out.. Also yesterday I went with Colin to his dad's house for dinner, with the most delicious pizza ever. It had more then just sauce and cheese on it and yet I liked it! Who knew! I guess I will have to start trying new things..Well maybe not, but it sounded good for 2.2.

After that we went and got Chia tea =))) my favorite, went and saw Dallis and Ryan at the skate park, Dallis is really good...Not! Then went and visited Colins friend Ross and his parents. They were all really nice. Ross decided to go with us and we were going to do a camp fire thing. But while in the car the idiot decided to ask way to many questions that were totally OVERLY awkward and uncalled for! I mean honestly why would you ask 'Are you two dating? Or just friends? Well there must be something if you two don't really have a clear answer. I mean I'm just being a friend trying to figure things out. So there is something?' So Colin says 'well we hangout a lot' for Ross to continue on and on and on with finally ending with 'Oh is this awkward maybe I should stop talking now.' Ya no kidding dumbass!!! The conversation never should of started!

At this point i decided I didn't want to be around drinking, boys, Colin, or anything else for that matter. I just wanted my room, my laptop, and my bed. So I made Colin take me home. Honestly Ross your an idiot! Nice, but that moment not really one of your finest! Stick to your pot smoking and welding.

So I got home proclaimed my anger and awkward feeling to Heather who listened and yelled with me =))) Thats what friends are for. Hopefully Colin doesn't say anything about it. I'm much happier with him treating me like a princess with no attachment other then friends. Relationships are overrated anyway!